As you might know, I keep comics that somehow seem … important. Here are some of my favourites.
I hear you, man. Lay off the stink! I buy unscented laundry detergent (’cause the stink is so overpowering and gives me a headache), unscented deodourant (’cause I don’t want to stink), and unscented soap (’cause clean doesn’t mean masking stink with other stink). I also don’t buy amaretto hazelnut toffee vanilla spice ground coffee beans with oregano, chives, kale, and chicory. I buy coffee-flavoured coffee. CJ with asthma and Mom’s White Shoulders; and Ron Ripley’s smoking and air fresheners in his car … all this adds up to gross.
