So I went shopping at Real Canadian Superstore here in town. On my list was Cheez Whiz because I can’t live in a house without it. Yes, I already have a just-opened jar in the fridge, but one must be prepared. So I went up and down the isles looking for it. I saw “CONDIMENTS” on the signs above the isles. Great! I went up and down that isle a couple of times. I found mayonnaise, so that’s good. But no Cheez Whiz. I saw a couple of isles down, “SPREADS”. “Well alright! I bet I’ll find it there,” I thought. No go. I found some almond spread, which was nice. But you’ll never guess where the Cheez Whiz was – with the cheese! In the refrigerators! Who the heck put it there, and why?
What’s more, why wasn’t the mayonnaise refrigerated?